Your name is RED. Your hobbies include playing VIDYA, reading HOMESTUCK, and the INTERNET. You sometimes like to play the OCARINA, but unsurprisingly you are NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. You also like to play GAMES sometimes.

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Anonymous asked: 6, 12, 33

6: I’ve been kind of a recluse lately so I guess Jess counts?

12: touchy subject

33: I don’t like myself enough, but I do like other people.

Anonymous asked: 32

Dark hair. Will not put up with my whiny bullshit—but she’ll listen to me. Someone who genuinely cares—and is worth caring for. Doesn’t take shit that isn’t worth anything.

..Is also sitting a few feet behind and to the right of me.

Team Feels:

Twisted Fate
Wukong
Nocturne
Galio
Fizz

Twisted Fate
Wukong
Nocturne
Galio
Fizz

TF
W
No
G
F

>tfw no gf

Best response when some rager on League calls you gay/faggot:

Roll with it.

Then you can rub it in their faces and creep ‘em out until one of two things happen:

  1. They rage harder and make bigger asses of themselves while you lulz it up
  2. They go away, out of your hair forever

Bonus points if you actually are gay.

I guess I will do it too

Anonymous asked: but what if it was like the super ultra powerball jackpot 50+million dollar supreme

Do it anyway and collect MOAR interest

50 million? Even if the bank has an interest rate of like 0.1 I’d still be looking at $50,000 monthly (depends on how the bank in question operates)

That is more than enough.

abbiegoth asked: 34, 35

34: Someone cutting me off while I’m trying to say something, jumping to conclusions. Snoring. 

35: Aerosmith, KISS, Saliva, Joe Satriani, Ben Burnley, Collective Soul, Leaving Eden, Korn, Mudvayne, 10 Years, Kenny Wayne Shepherd, Dweezil Zappa, and some others I can’t really remember at the moment

Anonymous asked: 31 o the possibilities

Assuming it was for, say, a million or so dollars…

>Stick the money in the bank and let it build interest
>Collect said interest
>Continue saving a portion of the interest gathered, use rest of it for major expenses
>Hold part-time job in the meantime to pay bills and have some disposable income
>????
>Profit!

Failing that…invest that shit.

COME FORTH, ANONS

Considering my undying love for Rube Goldberg machines, thank god for Capcom and this reference